Brothers | Roar Omega Roar

2026–2027 Chapter

Active Brothers

Every one of these monsters passed a selection process that most don't survive. Emotionally. They are fine physically. Mostly.

President

9.8

"Smiles like he knows something you don't. He usually does."

VP Operations

9.6

"Responsible for the chapter's 3-step roar technique. Patent pending."

Interior Decoration

Clint Geryak

10.0

"Builds the scare rooms. Has never once explained his process. The rooms speak for themselves."

Rush Chair

9.4

"94% Rush Week conversion rate. The remaining 6% transferred schools."

Treasurer

9.0

"Studies opponents before a scare. Has a notebook. The notebook is terrifying."

Academic Chair

9.5

"Once intimidated a vending machine into giving him a free drink. Machine hasn't been serviced since."

Social Chair

8.8

"Scary in a way you don't see coming. The worst kind. Professors have noted this in his file."

Secretary

9.2

"Unshakeable. Has never visibly panicked. Not once. Not even during the Incident."

Alumni Relations

9.3

"Loudest roar in the chapter. Structural engineers have been consulted about the house."

Escalation Chair

Nathan Fifer

9.1

"When a situation is bad, he makes it worse. This is intentional. This is his job."

A Cut Above

Chapter Sweetheart

Lola "Suga" Moreno

Sweetheart · 2026–2027

Our Sweetheart holds no formal voting power.

The Code We Live By

The RΩR
Brother's Oath

Every brother, from the day of initiation, commits to a code unchanged since 1367. It is recited from memory. All eleven pages of it. In one breath. This is not optional.

"I, as a brother of Roar Omega Roar, hereby pledge to maintain the highest scare standards, to support my brothers in all their terrifying endeavors, to maintain a GPA that would make my ancestors proud, to never — under any circumstances — fraternize with Oozma Kappa in public, and to represent this house with the dignity, the ferocity, and the presence it deserves."

— The RΩR Brother's Oath, Abridged Edition

Where They Go

Notable Alumni

RΩR brothers don't just graduate — they ascend. Here's a sampling of where our brothers have ended up. Results may vary. Affiliation with some alumni is disputed by our legal team.

Top Floor, Monsters Inc.

Six current top-floor scarers at Monsters Inc. are RΩR alumni. Four still have their initiation paddles on their desks. They will not say why.

Mike Peevler

Renowned scare trainer and conditioning coach. Has worked with top-floor scarers across six divisions. His off-season program is the reason our chapter's average scare score jumped 1.4 points in two years. Currently consulting for us at an undisclosed rate. We are grateful. We do not ask questions.

Eric Tao

Derivatives trader, currently operating in commodities and prediction markets. Described by colleagues as "unsettling in a way that is difficult to articulate." Still attends alumni events. Still brings the paddle. The paddle has never been explained. The paddle does not require explanation.

[Name Withheld]

Cannot confirm or deny membership. Cannot confirm or deny field of work. Chapter records for this individual are stored separately, off-site, in a location we have been asked not to specify. Alumni dues are current. That is the extent of what we are authorized to share.

Kanye West

Dropped out spring semester 1997 to pursue music and fashion. Still sends the chapter merchandise nobody asked for. Has emailed the Rush Chair seventeen times this year. We have not responded. He knows why.

Packaging Professionals

Three brothers co-founded a packaging solutions firm in 2009. It is extremely successful. The nature of what they package has never come up. We have not asked. The annual donation clears on the first of every month without fail. We wish them continued prosperity in their industry.

Jeffrey Epstein Membership Revoked

We have no comment. Our attorneys have no comment. The chapter historian has been instructed to leave three blank pages in the relevant volume. His membership was revoked. This predates the charges. That is all we are saying.

The Brotherhood

The Official Composite